WHEN REFERRING TO RAHM IT IS APPROPRIATE TO USE THE PAST-TENSE SMITTEN. AS IT EASILY COMBINES HIS VIOLENT AND GODLIKE NATURE WITH THE TENDENCY OF EVERYONE HE COMES IN CONTACT WITH TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.

WHITE HOUSE? EASY. JUST GET REINCARNATED AS A RACIAL MINORITY, BECOME A CHARISMATIC ORATORY GENIUS AND RUN AGAINST A SENILE REPUBLICAN WITH A BARBIE FOR A VP.