THIS REASONING WORKS BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE RELIGION HAS BEEN USING FOR CENTURIES.

...WELL THAT'S OKAY THEN.

I STRONGLY SUSPECT THAT BY THE TIME I AM EITHER AN ILLICIT GUERRILLA FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH OR LEADING AUSTRALIA'S TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE ARMY ON A VENDETTA TO RULE THE WORLD, RAHM EMANUEL (AND POSSIBLY HIS BROTHERS TOO) WILL HAVE GONE FREELANCE AND BE RUNNING THE MOST POWERFUL MAFIA IN THE WORLD, AND THAT WAY WE COULD FORGE AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE.