I BET YOU ARI GOT HER THAT GOLD BERETTA FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

I think I have a girl!crush on Sarah.
SHE IS A BAMF.

And I love how Michelle is down with all the mafia thing.
I think she's very unflappable. Do you get that vibe?

I mean, honestly, OBAMA could walk into his house and be like,
OBAMA: Oh, hi, honey. I had a terrible day today. China's being uncooperative and Rahm sent me a severed finger along with the note "it's been taken care of".
MICHELLE: Oh, really? That's nice, Barack. Go set the table now. I don't care if you're the President of the Western World. You pull your weight.