Mafia 'Verse, Misha Collins and memes, oh my!

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You might have heard about the oh-so-secret (hah!), elaborate scheme I've been cooking up with egregiouslypink, otherwise known as The Motherfucking Mafia AU (Now With 100% More Misha Collins).



Rahm's shopping list looks like this:

• 2L x Carpet cleaner [industrial strength]


• Bleach. Lots of fucking bleach.


• Styrofoam packaging.


• 2 x Cell phones [disposable]


• 2 x Replacement window panes [shatter-proof glass, 56" X 120"]


• 1 x Apache Attack Helicopter.


• 1 x Eli's Cheescake [Dark Chocolate Pomegranate]


• 1 x metric tonne of ground Wagyu beef


• Duct tape.


• Milk.

Misha's looks like this:


• 5 x sets of underwear [boxer-briefs, fire-engine red, Calvin Klein]


• 1 x API Full metal jacket rounds for the ZPU-4 [tungsten carbide core]


• 57 x Cans of Spam.


• 2 x Pomeranians [black, NOT toilet-trained]


• 1 x The Care and Feeding of Your Psychopathic Ex, by B.A. Summers.


• 1 x Four-disk 'Unforgettable Hits of the 80's' compilation CD.


• Kanye West's Miami mansion's deluxe surround-sound system [Louis Vuitton embossed, not the Gucci]


• Duct Tape.


• Milk.

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And because not only am I a sheep, but also that lazy one who's always trailing behind the pack, meme!

Ask me my fannish (tv, movies, books, music) Top Five [Whatevers]. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post.