You might have heard about the oh-so-secret (hah!), elaborate scheme I've been cooking up with egregiouslypink, otherwise known as The Motherfucking Mafia AU (Now With 100% More Misha Collins).

( Yeah, so then this fell out of my head. )-

And because not only am I a sheep, but also that lazy one who's always trailing behind the pack, meme!

Ask me my fannish (tv, movies, books, music) Top Five [Whatevers]. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post.

Drabbles from the icon meme posted a couple days ago.

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For bessemerprocess

( The West Wing: Toby. )



For lizzy_someone

( The West Wing: Josh & Sam )


For evercourant

( White House/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )



For egregiouslypink

( True Blood: Eric/Pam )

And now to work on The Best Fucking AU On The Planet (Now With 100% More Misha Collins), As Dubbed, Instigated, Invented and Co-Written By egregiouslypink. I find this is a working title that tends to grow on one.

Context.

Jason Jones: I'M SORRY, I MUST HAVE BLOOD IN MY EAR.

Oh Daily Show, never change.

( And now a Supernatural AU of the Political/Punditry fandom has eaten my brain. )

And now, because there is a magnificent one brewing over the ocean, a mix of songs that I, for whatever reason, associate with thunderstorms:



( Songs for lovers of thunder and the norms of storms. )

Icons!


18 Pundits (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow.)
3 Obama (+ 1 Banksy)
10 Kanye West (+ 1 Kanye/Colbert, 1 Kanye/50 Cent)
3 Emanuel Brothers
1 Jeremy Piven
4 Carla Bruni (+ 1 Sarkozy/Bruni)
2 Cary Grant
2 Katharine Hepburn
1 Heath Ledger
1 Ferrari



( And I plan to celebrate and scream and pop champagne every chance I get. )

This icon right here? This is me. I have, in this day, consumed three long macchiatos, one short mac and a shot of espresso. This is a good day. In hell.

But actually, I am in a fine (if slightly hyper) mood, having spent at least the last two hours going through all the brilliant mail from all you folks and fools in my inbox and loving every minute. Island paradise was insanely heavenly, and I am now super-tanned and ready to rock.

I just started working on my Pepper Potts/Rachel Maddow/Amy (Rahm Emauel's second-best aide) OT3 fic for everysecondtues. Started out as a drabble, but has positively epic potential.

On that note, rahmbamarama people! Catch me up in your tidal wave once more! What has occurred? What devilish conceptions have you concocted? Do motherfucking tell, thanks, bye.


Here, have an eyeful of Carla Bruni and her Sarkozy.

@ third_monday


And now, because that really got me into the swing of things, a Fake News picspam! Featuring most prominently, our favourite fake news pundits in their underwear. Yep. That's right.


( Actually, it's a rag-tag bunch of misfits: We got Colbert, Clooney, Cooper, Carla Bruni, Banksy, Brando, Bellucci, Stewart, Downey Jr, Emanuels, Newman and more. )

Because these are a few of my favourite things people.

...That is to say terrifying.

On that note:



A RAHM EMANUEL MANIFESTO:

On why there is no spoon, only Rahm.


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( You're such a literate, erudite guy, it makes me wonder why you're hanging around Rahm Emanuel. There are only so many ways to say: I wanna rip your head off. - Barack Obama, 2005 )

Guys, there is the most brilliant crack going down over at the rahmbamarama drabble posts. I'm serious. Hours, and hours and hours of amusement.

Seriously there is a Chuck Norris Rahm Emanuel Facts Drabbble Post here.

And a Big Goddamn Crossover Post here

Go! Join in the brilliant, brilliant crack.


ETA: There is now a Rahm Emanuel Friends Meme going on.

Except, well, this:

vixen_notatramp:"WE ALL NEED TO DO A FUCKING FRIENDING MEME OR SOME SHIT.

ONLY FUCK THAT 'FRIENDS' BULLSHIT. RAHM EMANUEL HAS NO FRIENDS; RAHM EMANUEL HAS WORSHIPPERS AND DEAD ENEMIES."

charlie_d_blue:"This is not a friends meme. This is a goddamn Rahm Emanuel press-gang motherfuckers."

In the interests of celebrating the appointment of Obama's Chief of Staff to the inimitably and terrifyingly awesome Rahm Emanuel, I present an old article from 2006 that explains everything Rahm is about, in the format of Chuck Norris facts adapted to politics.

( Rahm can move in and out of the body of every Democrat in the country at will, like agents in the Matrix, so that their actions can be properly controlled at all times. )

Go here for the article.

Man, I have got to stop making US politics my new fandom.