OMG GUYS YOU GUYS MISHA COLLINS IS A CRAZY BAMF BABYDADDY.


"His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him."

HE JUST SOUNDS SO ADORABLY BAFFLED AND ENCHANTED WITH THIS NEW SHINY OBJECT.

Okay, I'm gonna stand over here and have mini brain-spasm over Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Yeah. You heard me. This show is the shit.



( In which I get ridiculously meta about blood and guts. Vague spoilers up to 1.07...Er, mildly NSFW? )

So I have just discovered this show, you might have heard of it? Something to do with criminals, perchance?

( ('Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?' 'I dunno. Maybe.') )

@ third_monday


And now, because that really got me into the swing of things, a Fake News picspam! Featuring most prominently, our favourite fake news pundits in their underwear. Yep. That's right.


( Actually, it's a rag-tag bunch of misfits: We got Colbert, Clooney, Cooper, Carla Bruni, Banksy, Brando, Bellucci, Stewart, Downey Jr, Emanuels, Newman and more. )

Because these are a few of my favourite things people.

1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.
2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
3. Include these instructions, and share the love.

...So naturally, I went with option d) Clooney.



( simple pleasures tumble through our veins, opening skies like minds under absinthe... )

(Warning: there's a fair few pictures.)

( So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see, you wont get out the county, 'cos you're damn as free, you've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style. )