My piece of advice for the day: if you see something worth looking at, slide the sunnies down your nose a little.

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Here's a little adaption of the Pirate Song I did for the Harry/Draco ship, Guns n' Handcuffs:

GutterPirate Shanty

Yo ho, yo ho, a GutterPirate’s life for me.
We wallslam, we bully, we snog, and fight
Guns up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We betray and shag and don't give a galleon,
Bottoms up me loveys, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a fangirls life for me.
(squee!)
We scream, we conspire, we fantasize, and procrastinate,
Drink up, me girlies, yo ho.
Glomp and giggle, and even fanfic,
Set sail, me 'smutties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a guns n’ handcuff's life for me.
We’re sado and maso, into leathers and whips,
Bind down, me kinkies, yo ho.
We shake up the castle, we're really a fright,
Mai Tai intoxication, me freaks, yo ho.

We're lightening boy, ferret, and dark versus light
Dysfunctional love, me lustful, yo ho.
We're mistreated and white sheep, and really bad wands,
Shackle up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a slashers life for me.
We're scum and bit naughty, FA’s at their little wits end,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our Ship and all the cool kids,
Wayward writings, me 'earties, come on!

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Kisses.