In the interests of celebrating the appointment of Obama's Chief of Staff to the inimitably and terrifyingly awesome Rahm Emanuel, I present an old article from 2006 that explains everything Rahm is about, in the format of Chuck Norris facts adapted to politics.

( Rahm can move in and out of the body of every Democrat in the country at will, like agents in the Matrix, so that their actions can be properly controlled at all times. )

Go here for the article.

Man, I have got to stop making US politics my new fandom.

Title: Testament of Adversary

Pairing/Characters: Sam/Dean, Slight Castiel/Sam and Castiel/Dean.

Rating: M

Word Count: ~1500

Warnings: Spoilers up to SPN 4.07. Dark, torture, apocalypse, wincest, evil!Sam.

Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me. This is purely fictional.

Summary: He thinks he hears the strains of Led Zeppelin, screaming like tomcats and crashing against his eardrums like all the legions of hell come to play the devil’s fiddle. Then he realizes that it’s just the roar of his heartbeat and the legions of hell breaking through the skin of the earth.

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