HOW DARE GENEVIEVE MARRY JARED. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? CLEARLY SHE IS IN LOVE WITH ME AND IS MARRYING JARED TO MAKE ME JEALOUS. SHE SENDS ME SIGNS IN MY SLEEP, IS THIS NOT PROOF ENOUGH? I BET HER PR MANAGER BULLIED HER INTO THIS AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE LOCKED UP IN A TOWER HER WHOLE LIFE BAKING GIGANTIC MUFFINS FOR HER GIGANTIC PADABEAR WHO WILL EXPLOIT HER SHAMELESSLY AND EAT CANDY AND TAKE HIS DOGS FOR WALK AND LOVE HER UNCONDITIONALLY EVEN WHEN SHE BURNS THE MUFFINS AND THROWS THEM AT HIM AND THEY HAVE STICKY MUFFIN-DOUGH MAKE UP SEX. HER LIFE HAS COME TO AN END. THIS IS A BETRAYAL OF THE WORST KIND. I'VE ONLY MANAGED TO EMERGE FROM UNDER MY DESK TO DESPERATELY SMASH THIS INTO MY COMPUTER. SHAKING AND CRYING. SHAKING AND CRYING.