NOOOO! DO NOT</> THE GUN!KINK. THERE MUST BE GUNS. LOTS OF GUNS.

Yes. Definitely drugs - it is a major part of their income inflow. And Ari can have a crack cocaine problem and Zeke can be mildly concerned with the fiersome power of his furrowed and disapproving brows and Rahm can constantly ream him out and crack crack jokes hypocritically, because its not like he doesn't indulge from time to time. ;)

OBAMA. I am inclined to keep him as the charismatic, out of the blue up and coming senator coming out of the cutthroat politics of Chicago, except he can have close, but hidden ties to the infamous Emanuel mafia.

AND MICHELLE AND AMY AND SARAH AND LINDA CAN BE AWESOME UNDERWORLD MAFIA/POLITICS WIVES.