Hee! Mafia!Verse is so totally addictive. I'm all like *gimmehands* at my own brain.

Cos you just know a Rahm!hug comes with all kinds of affectionate-on-your-behalf-violent-fuckery, and one from Mafia!Verse Rahm has all kinds of strings attached no matter how much he is secretly in love with you. Man is a gangster first, last and always.

And Rahm would normally be the first person to say to hell with Obama's idealism and give him a dose of reality, except he finds himself irresistibly drawn to destroy every motherfucker who dares disappoint Obama's optimistic view of the world.