NUMBER THREE HAS BROKEN ME

BROKEN ME.

IT BREAKS EVERYONE.


You're all, pundits, yay! Cute Jon in his underwear! Funny Stephen in his underwear! OH MY GOD UNEXPECTED FUCKING NAKED DOWNEY JR!

WAIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS STEPHEN.


WELL DAMN.

MY DISAPPOINTMENT, THERE AREN'T EVEN WORDS TO CONVEY IT.

I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE HEARTBREAKING. I UNDERSTAND NOW.


WELL...DOWNEY IS STILL A PRETTY GOOD CONSOLATION PRIZE, NO?

NO.

THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL. THIS PAIN IS JUST TOO REAL. THERE'S JUST TO MUCH THAT TIME CANNOT ERASE.

I SEE NOW HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. YOU MUST TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, TURN UP THE EVANESCANCE, GEL UP A NEWLY SHORN FRINGE AND START PAINTING ALL YOUR FINGERNAILS BLACK BEFORE ARTFULLY CHIPPING IT AND START WEARING CRAPPY HOT TOPIC CLOTHES.

I AM SO SORRY TO HAVE DONE THIS TO YOU. YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON, ONCE, BEFORE THE EMO CREPT IN. AND, OH GOD. I LET IT. I STARTED IT. I AM GOING TO HELL.

:D:D:D:D MAYBE NAKED STEPHEN WILL BE THERE.

IT'S LIKE

THE LIMPID TEARS
OF MY BLACKEST SOUL
POUR DOWN MY CHEEKS
AS I WITHER ON THE INSIDE
MY CRIMSON BLOOD STAINS
MY SILVER SOUL
DARKEST NIGHT WHY
HAVE YOU TORMENTED ME?
I HAD HEAVEN IN MY ARMS
BEFORE MY HEART WAS CRUSHED
DEVOURED BY THE DARKNESS.

YOU KNOW?

OH YEAH, GIRL. I TOTALLY GET IT. IT'S LIKE, FUCK 'EM, YOU KNOW? THEY'LL NEVER GET US. NEVER. WE MUST STRUGGLE THROUGH THE HARDSHIP THAT IS LIVING IN THIS WORLD TOGETHER, BUT SO, SO ALONE. UNTIL WE DIE. THEN WE TRULY ARE ALONE, FOREVER, WITHOUT EVEN THE CONSOLATION OF NAKED STEPHEN TO GUIDE US. THE DARKNESS WITHIN MY OWN HEART KNOWS NO BOUNDS. YOUR POEM, IT MADE ME CRY, IT MADE ME REALIZE JUST HOW MUCH I HAD REPRESSED MY TRUE EMOTIONAL LANDSCAPE JUST SO THAT I COULD FUNCTION WITHIN THIS OPPRESSIVE SOCIETY.

...Wow. How the hell do emos keep this shit up. I feel all dirty and oily on the inside now. AAAAAAAGH. MUST BURN IT FREE. HERE, HAVE CLEANSING PICTURE:

BITCH, PLEASE. I COULD KEEP THIS SHIT UP FOR TWO MORE YEARS.

I used to be an emo kid. I was never really all that bad, though. Eventually I realized I really didn't have much to cry about and STFUed.

THAT ORGY OF PUNDIT ALMOST MAKES MY PAIN BETTER.

THOUGH I THINK I WILL ALWAYS CARRY SCARS FROM THIS TRAGIC OCCURRENCE.

The STFU is good line to have crossed. I did it (and hell, didn' everyone have an emo stage?) and now, moving through the world is so damn easy and fun most of the time, because you know most other people are just scared little kids on the inside too. So yep. Good place to be, cos you can just sail right through them. :D


HERE. HAVE MY ICON. LET THE HEALING BEGIN.